A crazy thing happened when I slowed down enough to listen. Continue reading
They laughed at me when I said they needed a website…in 1999. They belittled me when I said we needed a presence on Facebook…in 2008. They didn’t understand me when I said search will become driven by context as it learns over time…in 2011. They didn’t care when I said we’ll soon be shopping on … Continue reading
Yeah I’m 34 and just now getting pregnant for the first time. Considering the state of the union today, I came to the conclusion that more people like me should procreate. You’re welcome America. When I asked the ultrasound lady how far along I was, she said about ten weeks. I smacked my mom on … Continue reading
I love birthday wishes, especially now with Facebook. Exactly 189 people congratulated me on being born today. I feel so accomplished. 189 birthday posts out of 1,024 Facebook friends is kind of an impressive stat. If my birthday had a click-through rate, it would be almost 20%. The best Facebook birthday posts are from blasts … Continue reading
Bacchus had the worst day yesterday. Poor guy had the shits. I felt so bad watching him hover til his hind quads shook. I couldn’t even give him a magazine or anything. THEN as if that weren’t enough he stepped in gum. Luckily I remembered reading somewhere that peanut butter gets gum out of hair. … Continue reading
One of the really great things about the ‘Hate Your Way To Happiness’ programme is its ability to open up your eyes to new forms and subjects of hatreds you had previously tolerated or ignored. Focusing on your inner hatred allows you to explore more fully your feelings of outrage, disgust, irritation and anger towards … Continue reading
I have some exciting news! I’m PREGNANT! That’s right. Believe it! Now your friendly neighborhood non-domestic, non-maternal, non-conformist rock star gets to be referred to with fun-loving, suburban terminology such as preggers, preggo and my personal favorite, knocked up. I’m so excited I can’t stand myself!
Note to Self 