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Who Will Survive Promo-geddon?

Who Will Survive Promo-geddon?

Dear Brands: It’s not me. It’s you. Stop the madness. Start focusing on… Continue reading

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Sarcasm Font Desperately Needed

Sarcasm Font Desperately Needed

When I meet someone new, I’m terrified of mentioning something they never told me but I learned from light Facebook stalking. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. I don’t understand why women prefer Continue reading

How to Save a Life With This Disco Song

How to Save a Life With This Disco Song

You don’t have to be certified. You might just have to know a little disco… New CPR Technique NO Certification Necessary NO Mouth-to-Mouth Could Save a Life!. Every three days, more Americans die from sudden cardiac arrest than the number who died in the 9-11 attacks. You can lessen this recurring loss by learning this … Continue reading