Note to self: Don’t tell anyone what you’re thinking of naming your baby. Some asshole will ruin it for you. Nevertheless, after many sleepless nights and unwarranted tears due to the extreme oversensitive nature of my condition, I believe I’ve finally found a winner… Continue reading
So Baby T. and I went to the doctor on Tuesday for a checkup and the nurses were mad at me because I’d lost 2 lbs. Personally I don’t buy it. My clothes, face and dining etiquette all suggest otherwise. Continue reading
THAT is the gaping hungry whole with fangs I feel gnawing at my insides whenever I take too long between meals. I love you little gaping hungry whole with fangs that gnaws at my insides. Continue reading
Yeah I’m 34 and just now getting pregnant for the first time. Considering the state of the union today, I came to the conclusion that more people like me should procreate. You’re welcome America. When I asked the ultrasound lady how far along I was, she said about ten weeks. I smacked my mom on … Continue reading
I have some exciting news! I’m PREGNANT! That’s right. Believe it! Now your friendly neighborhood non-domestic, non-maternal, non-conformist rock star gets to be referred to with fun-loving, suburban terminology such as preggers, preggo and my personal favorite, knocked up. I’m so excited I can’t stand myself!
