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Neurotic Naming *UPDATED*

Neurotic Naming *UPDATED*

Note to self: Don’t tell anyone what you’re thinking of naming your baby. Some asshole will ruin it for you. Nevertheless, after many sleepless nights and unwarranted tears due to the extreme oversensitive nature of my condition, I believe I’ve finally found a winner… Continue reading

Pregnant Brain (Enter at Own Risk)

Pregnant Brain (Enter at Own Risk)

Yeah I’m 34 and just now getting pregnant for the first time. Considering the state of the union today, I came to the conclusion that more people like me should procreate. You’re welcome America. When I asked the ultrasound lady how far along I was, she said about ten weeks. I smacked my mom on … Continue reading

HOLY BLOG-PEEPS! I’m a new woman.

HOLY BLOG-PEEPS! I’m a new woman.

I have some exciting news! I’m PREGNANT! That’s right. Believe it! Now your friendly neighborhood non-domestic, non-maternal, non-conformist rock star gets to be referred to with fun-loving, suburban terminology such as preggers, preggo and my personal favorite, knocked up. I’m so excited I can’t stand myself!

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