Fun. – Were Not Young Yahoo! Parody – YouTube. Well if THIS isn’t the perfect description of my existence up until this point I don’t know what is. Spot ON! Good thing I got knocked up when I did!
Posted in April 2012 …
Are You a Writer With a Crappy Online Portfolio? Me too.
Normally I’m just a word-wrangling copywriter trying to create a decent online portfolio in a cruel, illegible world of jpegs. But this Behance thing was actually kind of cool. I think there are several things that they need to do to make it completely idiot-proof for those of us who AREN’T graphic designers, but for … Continue reading
Pregnant Brain (Enter at Own Risk)
Yeah I’m 34 and just now getting pregnant for the first time. Considering the state of the union today, I came to the conclusion that more people like me should procreate. You’re welcome America. When I asked the ultrasound lady how far along I was, she said about ten weeks. I smacked my mom on … Continue reading
Birthdays on Facebook
I love birthday wishes, especially now with Facebook. Exactly 189 people congratulated me on being born today. I feel so accomplished. 189 birthday posts out of 1,024 Facebook friends is kind of an impressive stat. If my birthday had a click-through rate, it would be almost 20%. The best Facebook birthday posts are from blasts … Continue reading
It’s a Bad Day When Even Your Dog Steps in Gum
Bacchus had the worst day yesterday. Poor guy had the shits. I felt so bad watching him hover til his hind quads shook. I couldn’t even give him a magazine or anything. THEN as if that weren’t enough he stepped in gum. Luckily I remembered reading somewhere that peanut butter gets gum out of hair. … Continue reading