Posted in April 2012

Fun. – Were Not Young

Fun. – Were Not Young

Fun. – Were Not Young Yahoo! Parody – YouTube. Well if THIS isn’t the perfect description of my existence up until this point I don’t know what is. Spot ON! Good thing I got knocked up when I did!

Pregnant Brain (Enter at Own Risk)

Pregnant Brain (Enter at Own Risk)

Yeah I’m 34 and just now getting pregnant for the first time. Considering the state of the union today, I came to the conclusion that more people like me should procreate. You’re welcome America. When I asked the ultrasound lady how far along I was, she said about ten weeks. I smacked my mom on … Continue reading

Birthdays on Facebook

Birthdays on Facebook

I love birthday wishes, especially now with Facebook. Exactly 189 people congratulated me on being born today. I feel so accomplished. 189 birthday posts out of 1,024 Facebook friends is kind of an impressive stat. If my birthday had a click-through rate, it would be almost 20%. The best Facebook birthday posts are from blasts … Continue reading